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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape
person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man
by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025
mugGet the Human Vapemug.

the boys humans

a term of boys
the boys humans just nutted 30 times.
by xwxeds February 19, 2022
mugGet the the boys humansmug.

Human soup

An expression used to describe a pool that's extremely crowded and warm.
Person 1: let's go to the pool!
Person 2: eww...you do know that it's literally human soup, right?
by soph_2121 September 19, 2023
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Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
mugGet the Human-like memory formationmug.

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
mugGet the Human Screenshotmug.
On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
mugGet the National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation daymug.

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