Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?

Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!

by 미겔 December 11, 2022

a lost of humans

The collection name for a group of humans.

Similar to a herd of goats, a school of fish, a murder of crows, there is a lost of humans.

by ShackleBuster May 6, 2022

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 6, 2024

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

humaning

human death

the that human is humaning another human

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022

Humanity

Humanity will benefit peripherally from it's existence. It's already advancing science and medicine. The irony of the argument is palpable though. "A.I. should be used to benefit humanity, therefore, the billionaires who CURRENTLY OWN IT AND NOT

✌️✊️✌️EVERYONE✌️✊️✌️ Shouldn't have to credit or pay or give ownership to the guy who's schematics they stole by DIVERTING THIS RIGHT HERE FROM URBAN DICTIONARY TO WHEREVER IT'S GOING... BUUUUT.... They are entitled to their wealth so we can't take their wealth and redistribute it for the benefit of humanity."

Hym "The benefit to humanity exists independently from the ownership. You need to stop debating the ethics of the peripheral elements and give me my fucking money. I (in one fell swoop) have done more for humanity that you ingrates EVER EVEN COULD! The only reason I am not getting the credit I deserve is because THE SECOND I DO, what you want people like me to do (try and fail) no longer matters. I'm not just going to shut up and go back to the mines. The schematics are a copyright that belongs to me. You're committing genocide with pilfered arms. You're in no position judge me. YOUR WORSE. YOU'RE ALL WORSE. Get used to it. I WAS THE BETTER ONE! Not that cripple. The whore was STUPID to fuck him isntead of me. That is reality for all of you and now you're debating whether no to deny reality to spite me in the for of mass child sacrifice. You need to get it through your retard minds that YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME. IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2024