Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.

Dat Ear Wub

by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013

Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad

when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.

"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!

by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014