Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad

when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Ear

Roughly pulling with your lips as you are hitting your tongue on your significant others ear to make them feel pleasure.

Joaquin: Tatiana, you wanna get some ear in a few?
Tatiana: ummm ig it don’t really matter

by Ifgodisntrealwhoami November 30, 2018

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

Ear

the organ of hearing and balance in humans and other vertebrates, especially the external part of this.

I got my ear pierced today.

by I do edits on youtube TwT November 17, 2022

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022

dirt behind the ears

To overlook important details

The amateur lawyer lost the case. She forgot to look dirt behind the ears.

by aditya7299 March 7, 2025