Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.
And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.
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I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
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Emily Brownley

Once in human history there will be a person born of pure perfection, Emily Brownley is the pure form of perfection. From her personality and looks everyone agrees that she is by far the greatest
Jesus fucking Christ Emily Brownley is the greatest
Jesus fucking Christ Emily Brownley is the greatest

I can’t take my eyes off Emily Brownley

At first I thought it was an angel but now I realise it’s Emily Brownley which is 10 times better
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Emily Brownley

Once in human history there will be a person born of pure perfection, Emily Brownley is the pure form of perfection. From her personality and looks everyone agrees that she is by far the greatest
Jesus fucking Christ Emily Brownley is the greatest

I can’t take my eyes off Emily Brownley

At first I thought it was an angel but now I realise it’s Emily Brownley which is 10 times better
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Emily Morgan

Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.

- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.
Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”
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Emily Adams

A snake person that unsheathes her ravenous claws when fighting in Arsenal. probably supports Joe Biden, and single handedly prevented the red army from capturing Washington D.C. Draws weird short men from these japanese cartoons and likes cheeseburgers sometimes
"You hear about Emily Adams? Yeah I heard she likes drawing short people!"
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