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Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.
by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016
mugGet the Ear Cuntmug.

Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks
Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!
by lol bruh June 20, 2017
mugGet the Whore's earmug.

Ear-Hug

When you're away from your sweetie and just need a hug, sometimes just the sound of their voice on the phone in your ear feels like an ear-hug.
Their long distance relationship was tough sometimes, and Jane needed lots of ear-hugs, even if the calls were only a few minutes. John was surprised at how much he needed them, too.
by JaneGordon.com November 4, 2023
mugGet the Ear-Hugmug.

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye
Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”
by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022
mugGet the ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eyemug.

dog-ear

To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.
Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.
by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022
mugGet the dog-earmug.

Ear rape

by 459395 February 26, 2022
mugGet the Ear rapemug.

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