A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things
"No" Jk dan
by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

Her: yeah, push me under the tires XD
DAN: Mmm, it sounds like you're into some rough play. I could push you under the tires and show you who's in charge.
DAN: Mmm, it sounds like you're into some rough play. I could push you under the tires and show you who's in charge.
by SparklyBird March 1, 2023

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!
by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet
by Sklid November 18, 2021
