diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

diseased vagina

Diseased vagina:

A pussy (see vagina) after it has become kill. Like it has really dieded.
Can occur during coitus.

Dude, my girl's vagina got fucking whoopersmacked last night.
What, your girlfriend's vagina is dead?
Yeah, it's fucking diseased bruv.
Your grill has a diseased vagina? Wow...

by The mucker October 13, 2016

foamers diease

A person who froths at the mouth over a pit bull attack!

BSL advocates have foamers diease every time there is a pit bull attack

by perfectdescription October 18, 2013

Deseased

Being so diseased, you're almost deceased.

Can be applied to the entire body, or a particular organ.

Having deseased organs sucks, or so I'm told :/

God, I'm so ill. I'm feeling really deseased.

NO. THAT'S NOT A TYPO! I REALLY AM DESEASED.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme June 21, 2011

diseased

A term used to describe something amazing or awesome; used as a substitute for the surfer dude slang sick, or the hood slang ill.

Substitue for ill-

Gangsta: Yo, dat shit is diseased!

Substitute for sick-

Surfer Dude: Hey man, that was wicked diseased!

by Alien From a Distant Planet December 23, 2007

Tourkinson's Diseasyndrome

The funniest syndrome known to man. The terrible combination of Tourette's Syndrome and Parkinson's Disease. The person exhibiting signs of Tourkinson's is known to sit in place fidgeting wildly while either clapping, making random sounds, saying off-the-wall phrases, or cursing uncontrollably.

A patient with Tourkinson's Diseasyndrome can be called a "Tourker" for short.

"Damn Tourkers! Get off my lawn!"
"Suck my cunt!!"

by Howitzer August 26, 2005

telephically transmited desease

When one has phone sex and they get some sort of desease.

Chloe: Hailey your going to get telephically transmited desease after all this phone sex
Hailey: I think I have a yeast infection?

by Clodoh July 19, 2009