cum swab

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!

Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)

by wetdreams April 29, 2010

Sewage Cum

(Noun) male semen with a yellowish tint to it due to lack or nutrients or excessive drinking also the consistency is very chunky and blobby not preferred by healthy women but a heroin addict prefers

Chris just came in shyannes mouth but it wasn’t looking to good I think he has sewage cum

by Bruce bass December 11, 2020

Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.

“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

food-cum

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.

I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.

by lmjb December 16, 2014

cum farter

The receiver in a homosexual relationship.

My new co worker, is a cum farter!

by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021

Cum Bait

Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

by ChrissyDog July 27, 2021