chode

a walrus or whale that is wider than is longer.

tom eley: your a chode
ben smith: i know, boing!

by Tom Eley August 10, 2008

Chode

A Chode is a guy who says yes when he wants to say no, or doesn't know what he wants. In Spanish, Pringao.

Source: www.chodely.com

Chode went to the store.

by guy145 July 31, 2009

Chode

(ch-ode) N. A measurement of weight equivalent to a 100 pounds (lbs). Not to be confused with Chodé, the metric version. Chodes, plural

My friend went to weight in at wrestling he weighted 2.1 chodes, surprisingly he was .01 of a chode over.

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

chode

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

by skiehf February 25, 2010

Chode

A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode
Dude2:no way
Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

by Smurf smith July 5, 2011

his chodeness

one who would like to remain anonymous is really tall wears a sublime shirt and attends newport high- defined by mr chizzy

wow, did you see his chodeness on the silence of the lambs webcam last night?

by i am your father April 6, 2003

Listen To Chode

It Is The Greatest band ever. have you ever heard them? A chode is a peni wider than it is long!!!!! ChoDe

Hey go listen to chode you double donwning doodle yanking homo gee

by ChodemAster September 18, 2003