bust the crust 

Going anal for the first time

I had to bust the crust last night.
I busted the crust last night

bust the crust by chickenbutt3000 September 17, 2014

stuffed crust 

Pwned became pizzoned. Maintaining the pizza theme, came stuffed crust. The act of being uber pwned.

Damn, you are freaking gizzay...stuffed crust!

stuffed crust by TK-421 February 6, 2005

Parmesan Pizza Crust 

When your doing a girl on the rag, and you pull your dick out before you cum and rub her blood and pussy juice around her labia making it look like pizza crust. Then you jack yourself off onto it making it appear like sprinkled parmesan.

Instead of doing the usual "that time of the month anal..." I decided to give Sheniqua the Parmesan Pizza Crust.

Parmesan Pizza Crust by meat mallet August 11, 2008

milk cap crust 

Dried up semen on something or someone that resembles that crust find around a milk cap. Commonly found on your sheets after masturbation, wet dreams, or intercourse.

Jim: I need to wash my sheets really badly.
Bob:Why?
Jim: Because there's milk cap crust all over them.

milk cap crust by Jerknuggett November 19, 2009

crustache 

See also: six-stringer (which is also related to comb overs)

those inbred white trash kids who were harassing that fey guy were both sporting crustaches - go figure

crustache by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crust muncher 

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

crust muncher by kevin murphy December 4, 2003

cristy tolosa 

a beautifukl girl who is in love with billie joe armstrong sadly he doesn't know her but he will love her soon.

cristy you re the soul of my life-b.j.
really billie joe? I love you too!-c

cristy tolosa by akasha March 28, 2005