Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.

John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.

by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

“Diddy block”

investigation credited by Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and Catoosa county PD along with Clarksville PD. “DIDDY BLOKK” is an Ex-VICELORD many witnesses in a recent crackdown say he left the organization after an altercation over a package whom DIDDY “fronted” to a higher ranking member but never received “good on”, a close associate of diddy’s told Clarksville police diddy felt “snubbed” recalling things being said by diddy such as this “n*ggas is gruddy bring lord to the cut“. This associate did not know “diddys” name nor his contact claiming he “seen foe with a phone twice” and that “he ain’t gave me no number to call I just saw him around”. this was the repeated encounter in the case that was brought forward in an altercation going down east Chattanooga “diddy” was “shooting 3’s” a term used in some organizations as a cover for selling heroin laced pills witnesses told us when “diddy” saw VICELORD members he opened fire with 4 other alleged VICELORD’s police recovered .223, .45, and .40 cal casings scattered across the dimly lit roads of east Chattanooga. 3 bodies were found and categorized D.O.S or dead on sight by paramedics “diddy block” is a controversial figure having gone by many names and never to be found after the matter police have tracked new gangs like the “d block hounds” believed to be founded by “diddy” now investigators hitting dead end are left wondering, Who is diddy block? Where is he? And how does he get away?.

We were walking on the dimly lit street when we saw “diddy block” out

by Street sources gang unit November 1, 2023

post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 5, 2023

block bender

A girl who sleeps around and so doing turns all the men in the neighborhood against each other.

Shorty got those boys who used to be partners shooting at each other. She’s a little block bender.

by Arsonist November 5, 2020

Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021