Nitrous Boner 

A boner that comes out of nowhere and stands at full mast, but then goes away after a very short period of time.

Dude, I just had a raging nitrous boner. Thank God its gone now.

Nitrous Boner by JoeRon904 April 17, 2009

love-boner 

noun-a boner you have for someone who invokes a deep passionate feeling within you, sexually or non-sexually.

I have a love-boner for Simon Pegg. Everything he does is love-boner worthy.

love-boner by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

Musical boner 

When music is so good it becomes arousing.

Dude, i had a musical boner all the way through the tame impala concert last night.

Musical boner by Phil lesherson January 20, 2014

pussy boner 

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.

Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.

pussy boner by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006

Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

Squirrel Boner by Puchley October 27, 2008

Piss Boner 

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

Piss Boner by T-Bone June 30, 2004

car owner boner 

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

car owner boner by dejaflu February 23, 2011