Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 September 25, 2011
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spicy apple pie

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.
Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!
by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014
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enchanted golden apple

A item that is no longer craftable
Wait we can't craft enchanted golden apples anymore!
by EnchantedGA February 16, 2021
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Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
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big apple academy

Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back
by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021
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Apple Worming

<Verb> The act of thrusting one's FLACCID penis through another person's head. Think of the head being the apple, and the penis being the worm.
Did you hear about the man who got killed by an apple worming? He was found dead with several holes in his head and there were traces of piss inside!
by DrPepper47 February 12, 2011
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Apple Smash

A school yard game that involves an apple, the more rotten the better and a group of friends. You must first drop the apple from about 1m above your height, so stand on a chair, to break the apple into pieces, the players must then scramble to grab pieces of the apple. Every player must have at least one piece. Then.. you throw the apple pieces at each other, the messier it gets the better.
Person1: Hey dude lets play apple smash
Person2: Whats that?
Person1: An epic game!
by emmyrahh November 12, 2010
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