Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.

last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down

by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011

texas wild horse

when you fuck a girl so hard she starts making horse noises then you jizz on her face

damn, did tony give laura a texas wild horse last night. daaaaammmmmmnn

by north carolina March 4, 2009

Texas five minutes

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.

"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".

by larrydart January 30, 2009

Texas Take-six

when a female lies down on top of a nude man on her back (usually on a table) completely nude with her genetalia spread wide. then she proceeds to give a hand job on either side of her, gets fucked up the asshole by the man beneath her, gets fucked in her vagina by a man standing in front of her, gets titty-fucked by a man sittig on her chest, and gives a blowjob all at the same time.

Daniel: Hey dude, where's your mom today? I was wanting to have sex with her.

Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.

by TheSexInformer May 21, 2010

Texas Track Meet

Profuse sweating during sex with one or more partners.

Man! Look at that sweat between her tits. You would think that she was at a Texas track meet.

by Wanham December 2, 2010

Texas Fire Chute

The art of putting a coffee straw down your dick hole and pouring hot sauce down it.

Yo dude I gave that guy who cheated on my girlfriend a Texas fire chute

by Scooby_Doo February 7, 2014

texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

by creep_nwwf2 October 7, 2008