how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

How tf

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*

How tf

How tf did you break into my house

by Ncthh5 June 12, 2022

How Many "'bBb'" Have To Be Flared Out

How Many "'bBb'" Have To Be Flared Out

How Many "'bBb'" Have To Be Flared Out

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

how is this not

Gay slang for being romantically involved with someone you are arguing with. Tells other gay people in a gc without outright saying it to straights.

Person A: This isnt something
Person B: How is this not?

by collinchode April 30, 2022

how to be as cool as dylan

you can’t be. she a whole new level of cool, nobody but dylan can relate. we stam a queen of cool.

How to be as cool as dylan? Nah man, you can’t. She’s dylan.

by totallynotnic June 29, 2018

Hows

When someone is a hoe and also a fat cow

Bruv, you see those hows try and hit on me? That’s wack fam

by TheColorGreene June 9, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025