Those fiber granola bars are gonna cause some serious anal winds up in dis bitch.
"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"
"People say the tornado in Oklahoma was caused by Rosie O'Donnell's anal winds!"
by Blender Fuck December 27, 2008
Get the Anal Windsmug. by cniel September 28, 2008
Get the anal wartmug. Anal rings are intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune.
by Raul Terra November 4, 2020
Get the Anal Ringmug. When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.
Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.
by Paycheck October 16, 2012
Get the Anal Captivitymug. by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013
Get the anal halitosismug. 1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
by theentertainer91-C.P.D. August 2, 2012
Get the Anal Snakemug. A person who's anal cavity is so tight you damn near pass out and go to heaven while fucking it.
"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"
"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"
"Holy shit! I had sex with that chick Kaitlyn and I thought I died and went to heaven. She's a total anal angel!"
by Bitchwithallthecats August 19, 2015
Get the anal angelmug.