The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 03, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
by Henky66 October 23, 2017
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025
BITCH YOU ARE!!
by Ur gorgeous July 22, 2023
The STEM Advanced Math and Science track at Walton High School. All of the kids in this track repeatedly say "kms" because of the workload and competition. These students rarely have time to worry about their health because their teachers do not teach, or they treat them like slaves.
Normal Walton Kid: I heard you're in AMS, how do you like it.
Smart AMS Walton kid: I hate it. Sorry, can't talk, I've got to go onto Khan Academy to teach myself what my AMS teachers didn't?
Random Person: What's your biggest regret.
Former AMS student: AMS.
Smart AMS Walton kid: I hate it. Sorry, can't talk, I've got to go onto Khan Academy to teach myself what my AMS teachers didn't?
Random Person: What's your biggest regret.
Former AMS student: AMS.
by TheSchoolSystemIsBrokenInUSA February 02, 2019