Drive by greeting

An annoying form of greeting that is pointless and does not invite more conversation. Typically done when someone is crossing another person's path.

"hey how you doing"
"Good"
The only response that you can give in the time given to respond to a drive by greeting

by LadyLilith December 19, 2024

French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.

18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"

by Kurts December 5, 2017

Drive Stay

When you call out someone and they want to engage in a fight, but you decide to drive away like a pussy.

Hey did you see Jake Paul Drive Stay that one MMA fighter that could kick his ass?

by anonymous December 15, 2020

drive the volleyball bus

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.

I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!

by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018

Louisiana Drive-By

When dealing with a water moccasin infestation, one can engage the snakes with a firearm from the back of an ATV at full speed. The speed and firepower of the assault will leave any surviving snakes shell-shocked and unable to mount an effective response.

Me and my cousins found a bunch of water moccasins by the river, and we damn sure couldn't leave 'em there, so we did the ol' Louisiana drive by from the back of a Polaris with 44s and the rest of them took off.

Louisiana Drive-Bys are defined as the most glorious American behavior possible, incorporating multiple skills. Possibly performed while drinking.

by Snake Controller May 24, 2021

Rage driving

Expressing you feelings of deep uncontrollable anger in a way that all the other drivers around you will know how your are feeling also.

Aggressively maneuvering around cars while shouting obscenities at them for going the speed limit.

A desperate attentpt to get attention.

My sister went through her husbands iPad and found he had been telling other people her personal issues.... The more she obsesses over the messages the more anger build up and she decided to get into her car and go rage driving like she is on a murder mission as a one man wolf pack.

by KrayzieK August 24, 2017

Drive-by Sext

When an old hook up randomly sends you an unsolicited sext / dirty text and then ghosts you.

Girl 1: "This guy Andrew that I hooked up with a couple of months ago just sent me a sext at 2pm on a Tuesday...when I texted him back, he never replied."
Girl 2: "Oo yeah, he's messing with you with that drive-by sext"

by anonymous March 18, 2023