Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022

Pulling a matt

Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.

Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!

Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.

by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

Pulling a matt

Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.

Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!

Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!

by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!

Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!

by ItsEro November 14, 2020

Matt Roy

Is so sexy

Matt Roy is so sexy

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020