by ARTICLE 13 January 13, 2019

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025

The 45th President of the United States.
The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024

The 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.
(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024

by The truth speaker number 2 July 31, 2024

by Speb_official January 20, 2025

The best president ever
A person who wants what’s best for the USA
A amazing person who helps people
A man who has been falsely framed of crimes
The 45 and 47 president of the US
A person who wants what’s best for the USA
A amazing person who helps people
A man who has been falsely framed of crimes
The 45 and 47 president of the US
by Allmightpresident May 28, 2025
