half-hearted jab

non commited fingering of the anus.

"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 19, 2009

Dad Half Hour

A length of time described by a father as half an hour when in reality it is a period of 10 to 15 minutes.

Dad on phone with son: I'll pick you up in half an hour
Son to friend: i've got to go in like 10 minutes
Friend to son: didn't he say half an hour?
Son to friend: Dad half hour man
Friend to son: oh right.

by DrFl3tch July 9, 2010

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Half Day King

A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.

Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.

by YourMate84 March 25, 2010

Half-Blood Prince

The Half-Blood Prince (HPB) is:

1) The sixth of seven planned installments in the Harry Potter series of books.
2) A character in the Harry Potter universe.

1) "Hey, have you read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince yet?"

2) "Can you believe (blank) was revealed to be the half-blood prince?"

by TeeveesBella September 12, 2005

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008

half breed bastard

Someone fucker that is half black, half white.

look at that half breed bastard robbing that corner shop!

by SammyG145 April 15, 2014