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Cat hands

Someone who uses their hands skillfully and quietly.
That shortstop has cat hands.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018
mugGet the Cat handsmug.

hand shank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets
by Mullinator March 28, 2015
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talented hand

Chad gave Zac a handjob yesterday he has such a talented hand
by Camoflage Corey November 5, 2017
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Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.
"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."
by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017
mugGet the Jesus Handsmug.

simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
mugGet the simp handmug.

Pespi Hands

When a man or woman has the hands of a Pepsi and acts like
a drug addict. Many side effects like shaking and vomiting and hyperness.
Shawn is on Pespi Hands,
He's shaking on the floor!
by JustSnufs October 13, 2020
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Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021
mugGet the Smoothie Handsmug.

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