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fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself
by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.
by Unlisted_games27 September 13, 2023
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YouTube Shit

It's thought that a YouTube Shit has never been made because who would think of that?
by Echold2006 April 15, 2023
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Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.
Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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Shit Talk

something hyp likes doing on emerald
kys shit talk about being rich
by silver6996 October 18, 2017
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shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have
me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!
by cocksucker3002 August 13, 2023
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