Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!

Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013

Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.

Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it

by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013