December 7th school bathroom extravaganza

A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s

John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.

by InvisiB1e December 1, 2023

Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD

YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU

by sebastian_debeste December 1, 2023

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.

Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

Shore Country Day School

A sick ass elementary and middle school located in the fabulous town of Beverly, Massachusetts. Not only is it one of the most rigorous schools in the north of Massachusetts, it is athletically unbeatable. Even with a TOTAL LACK OF SCHOOL SPIRIT, the tight knit community, amazing talent, and hard working students make this awesome, cool, fucking amazing school what it is. Students generally go on to some of the best boarding schools in the country, like Exeter, Andover, Groton, and others. In addition, it has some amazing alumni, such as astrophysicists, professors, doctors, and iron-man runners. Students are generally very wealthy, belong to country clubs, and live in towns like Marblehead, Wenham, and Lynnfield. Basically, we’re really cool, specifically cooler than Brookwood, Tower, Pike, Landmark, Wearing, and any other insignificant, useless school out there.

Person 1: Bro, SCDS is so cool!
Person 2: Actually I go to Brookwood and it’s sick.
Person 1: grumpy
Person 2: *explodes due to lack of coolness*
Person 1: all hail Shore Country Day School!

by strawberries.for.Al December 4, 2023

School

a place that force feeds you random information that you wont use unless you are becoming a teacher
you wake up at 6 am and go to the bus at 7 am and stay there for 6-8 hours.
the only time you have free time you (home) is where you have to do MORE work

SCHOOL is for learning yet kids still feel scared to answer questions that pretty much means they learnt NOTHING

by diarrheachihuahua December 5, 2023

Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023