Shit

Poop

I have to take a shit Tom!!

by I succed my ded gramp at schol June 6, 2018

good shit, good shit

Used to define or describe the quality of somthing, usually drugs or a situation of some sort.

Steve handed mike a fat bag of chronic and said "good shit, good shit mike."

by George_hayduke January 1, 2024

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018

Betrayal Shit

When you go to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dammit Tim, whenever I laugh at your horrible jokes I get the betrayal shits.

by SUDONYMMUTHAFUCKA February 17, 2015

Piece of shit

Guys names Jerry who leave there job to go work at the county and wear shorts. Normally go by the title Mr cocksuckaa

Boy Mr Cocksucka is a piece of Shit

by Pieceoshito October 3, 2019

Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.

"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.

by Shella34 May 13, 2011

UD that shit

1)When randomly having a conversation with somebody, you create a word worthy of putting on Urban Dictionary.
2)To add a made up word to Urban Dictionary.

C: "My friend calls herself Lesbozilla."
B:"UD THAT SHIT!"
C:"KAYY :D"

by C <3 June 20, 2010