Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.

She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.

by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.

TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

fo shizzle my nizzo

for sure my nigga

can you get the phone...fo shizzle my nizzle

by steve morano September 15, 2003

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023