dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Dick Stim

When you injection stimulants into your dick

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet

by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018

Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day

Timmy: time to do big dick December

by Big Dick December October 6, 2020

poop dick lily

Feces remaining on penis after anal sex with man or woman.

Hunter wanted Thom to use a condom during anal sex because she feared he might get a "poop dick lily".

by Luckyripa69 January 25, 2017

SpongeBob Circle Dick

Someone who looks a little bit like a celebrity but a few major difference

You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.

by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023

vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.

my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.

by PaaWan June 10, 2016