Dong Shit

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.
My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.
by Skraps55 March 28, 2022
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boby shit

having the complete and utter ability to print but simply choosing not to.
I coulda made 1 billion last night but I was on some boby shit
by tolo69 November 24, 2023
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boby shit

having the complete and utter facilities to print but simply choosing not to.
I coulda made 1 billion yesterday but I was on some boby shit
by tolo69 November 24, 2023
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Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo February 25, 2011
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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC December 24, 2017
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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017
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FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit
"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"
by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019
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