A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024
by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023
When someone's attitude that is worse than the term bitch can hold, bitch-basket is used. Often implying that the said "bitch" in question has over done the attitude. Referring to a basket filled with bitchyness and more. Being a bitch-basket is beyond explanation.
Teen #1 : I just don't like her! She's more than a bitch!
Teen#2: I know what you mean. Can't she just not be such a bitch-basket?
Teen#2: I know what you mean. Can't she just not be such a bitch-basket?
by Wilted-Tulip January 3, 2023
Switches get Bitches
Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.
This is usually followed by the statement
bags are for f**s
Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.
While true lowriders get all the females…
Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.
This is usually followed by the statement
bags are for f**s
Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.
While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …
by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022
A gang of people called bitch who hang out together. If one of the member of the bitch squad gets attacked then every bitch comes in and bashed up the person who was attacking the bitch. If someone not in the bitch gang gets called a bitch, the person who called then a bitch gets bashed
by ColourBlindBoi November 20, 2019
Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022