When she fills her mouth with your national stereotypical food (ex: guac if you're hispanic/hummus if you're Arab) and she goes down on you while wearing your least favorite sports jersey
Josue: yo can I borrow your Madrid Jersey?
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
by RoSuain Joeltoman December 6, 2024

are farted 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
by sharrt September 17, 2021

Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
by OGmud July 13, 2023

When you trick a woman by pretending to be a Nigerian prince, into sexual relations and she performs many devious acts of unlawful carnal knowledge with you. Then she finds out you’re really a white guy from Louisiana.
by Big daddy 314 June 7, 2021

by ILoveKissingMen69 October 25, 2023

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.
A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022

A woman whos benn to russia and back with mason jars gilled with the semen of every guy she had intercourse with
by unkzaddyjoj July 25, 2016
