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Dirty Josue

When she fills her mouth with your national stereotypical food (ex: guac if you're hispanic/hummus if you're Arab) and she goes down on you while wearing your least favorite sports jersey
Josue: yo can I borrow your Madrid Jersey?
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
by RoSuain Joeltoman December 6, 2024
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dirty bloom

are farted 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
by sharrt September 17, 2021
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Dirty blanket

The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.
Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate

Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.

Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
by OGmud July 13, 2023
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Dirty Tayo

When you trick a woman by pretending to be a Nigerian prince, into sexual relations and she performs many devious acts of unlawful carnal knowledge with you. Then she finds out you’re really a white guy from Louisiana.
That Michael Neu pulled a Dirty Tayo on all them poor people.
by Big daddy 314 June 7, 2021
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dirty Trent

when a guy so hot fucks a dude, puts it in his mouth, he sucks so hard he bust in 2 seconds.
dang, they can do the dirty Trent fast!
by ILoveKissingMen69 October 25, 2023
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dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.
by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022
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dirty rv

A woman whos benn to russia and back with mason jars gilled with the semen of every guy she had intercourse with
Dude shes freaky, so i called her a dirty rv.
by unkzaddyjoj July 25, 2016
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