your dad

your dad used as a insult

"your forehead is big"
"your dad"

by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

Your mom

The most common comeback to ever be created in history.

Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch

by GlizzyGobbler69 in your mom January 31, 2022

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

National send your ex nudes day

National send your Ex nudes day is on February 7th. The national holiday where everyone sends their former significant other naked pictures

Grace: Are you planning on sending Nate a picture of your titties tomorrow? It’s national send your ex nudes day

Jackie: Of course!

by angrypod147 February 2, 2022