...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022

You

You're actually searching yourself?

You: *Types "YOU"*

Urban Dictionary: "Hola, soy Dora. Can you tell me why you SEARCHED YOURSELF?"

by Yourself, who else? January 22, 2021

I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023

you

bottom / pillow princess

faggot
someone no one likes

person one- yo who’s that
person two- it’s you

person one- what the fuck dude

by pussydominator June 9, 2021

You stupid

Current slang, used to express that a joke is ridiculous, funny, or ridiculously funny

Marshal said"Yo If I gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts; tuck my junk in between my legs and cluck...

So I said, "Hahaha!! Yoooo you stupid!!!!

by Dreadedmypubes October 20, 2023

you

The mysterious person who writes all definitions on this website, no one knows who they are.

Urban Dictionary is written by you!

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020