shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.

The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.

by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016

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shit

its something brown that comes out your ass! told ya...easy as 123! ;)

"maan, i need the shit badlyyyy!"

"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"

soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!

by shittyman123 April 6, 2010

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Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

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Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.

Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

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