Joke

Jasmines ass

Your joke isn’t funny.

by bogdammshater December 12, 2020

rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 22, 2022

inside joke

some sort of weirdo bull shit where 2 "best friends" make a foolish joke only they know

for example

person 1: garlic with chicken strips

person 2: BAHAHAHAH

person 3: whats so funny

person 1 and 2: its a inside joke u won't understand

by marie8829 March 20, 2023

underdog joke

An underdog joke is a joke that the first time it's funny but slowly becomes unfunny after hearing it so much

'Nicole keeps making underdog jokes'

by BfdiSimone October 28, 2023

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke

Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!

by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018