D-Wet

Another word used to describe the act of fellatio.

I got my D-Wet last night by a drunk ass bitch!

by Ralph Ramford March 18, 2007

wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.

"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"

by Nips O'Herlihy December 1, 2005

Wet Larry

A kinky move often employed by certain members within the S.E. Portland singles scene. Whilst taking the female from behind (either performing Doggie Style or partaking in some Muddy Love), the man shows his gratitude and love for the woman by spitting in her ear.

So I was going to Brown Town last night on this beast of a woman that I met at the bar. She was pretty much the worst piece of ass I've ever had, so I said 'fuck it' and hawked a loogie in her right ear. She was pissed, but all I could say was 'hey, at least I didn't give you a muddy buccaneer.'

by The Coldest Adam in Town October 20, 2004

Wet by 6

When a woman has OCD so bad, she has a natural alarm clock in her head to wake up and shower by 6am. Has to wash her hair every morning due to curls is it she twists every day having the same compulsive attributes. Leaves the same time every day to take people to school, work, ect. Patterns change some times during the daily routine, but she's always Wet by 6.

She/he to be Wet by 6 to start the day.

Sometimes during Wet by 6 people can pulls out the kelly i.e. right hand look it up, it's on UD, the left is named who she's never allowed to mention;) due to liable issues if she does, but Oh does the left take care of the job, JK.

by EANGCHellzALL May 7, 2010

wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.

Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!

by picklemonkey June 17, 2006

get wet

Used by lesbians and bisexual women to refer to being aroused / turned on (e.g. physical reaction, secretion of natural lubricant).

When I see a girl like her I get wet.

by Sappho2010 November 13, 2009

wet pillow

when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.

i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !

by trev June 18, 2006