turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

turkey run

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner

Yere unfit after dinner. Time for a turkey run

by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016

Turkey Fingered

You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement

Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

Turkey

The name of a country that couldn’t decide whether it’s east or west, obsessed with cats, tea, smoking and big breakfasts.

Hey let’s go to Turkey and have a two-hour breakfast and then smoke a pack of cigarettes.

by Yeni Cherry October 11, 2025

Quad Turkey

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.

1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!

by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

been to Turkey

A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.

"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"

by BennyBridge November 25, 2022