Sir Thomas

A Transitional stage, when an online gamer goes from "Role-Player", to Player vs. Player activity.

"You're the newbie! I may have been a SIR THOMAS at one time, but I've seriously changed my ways. I'll kick your ass anyday."

by Panemon The Educator June 4, 2003

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Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

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Thomas Chamberlain

Thomas Chamberlain gets all the ladies. His jokes are absolute knee slappers and he has a truly gargantuan gluteus maximus.

person: thomas chamberlain is cute
jesus: true

by ……………………. January 6, 2022

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Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

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Thomas

all girls do is eat hot chip and lie

all thomas do is eat cereal and play destiny

Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.

by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023

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