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thatcher woods

the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.
Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
by Bodacious O September 12, 2020
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wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect
Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?
by Lcamy July 8, 2024
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prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse
Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”
by Stinky leg January 25, 2020
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Wood

British slang for 'penis'.
Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.
by DarkestMan July 5, 2021
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Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 9, 2010
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Eco-friendly wood veneer

Commonly used as a part of home design.
Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...
by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024
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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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