design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.

Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.

by sandyliz October 3, 2009

porn blonde

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn

That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde

by James1111111111 March 30, 2015

porn area

A persons private parts or sexual organs.

Please stop massaging my porn area.

by Noobwrecker September 15, 2018

Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018

Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.

Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.

by staticandbanal September 24, 2009

vein porn

When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.

Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...

Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert

by loralaimango November 17, 2016

Squid Porn

Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''

Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!

by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019