fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

fruit beluga

A flamboyantly fat gay person.

That fucking fruit beluga

by ApesEscapes69 July 15, 2024

Fruits

Having a fat ass

“Aye Maddie You know where the fruits are”

by Gang sheee February 11, 2022

Fruit Whistle

A Fruit Whistle is someone who is a little bit fruity, but in denial or unaware of it.

That guy is SUCH a Fruit Whistle.

by Goji tha fruit July 7, 2023

fruit trap

A heterosexual person, who does or say gay shit with their friends because it’s funny to them.

“Y’all I got a girl, stop fruit trappin so much or else ima act up”

by Wosky_Brosky August 28, 2021

Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

by Chick English September 26, 2019