design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.

Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.

by sandyliz October 3, 2009

Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.

Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.

by staticandbanal September 24, 2009

vein porn

When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.

Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...

Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert

by loralaimango November 17, 2016

minecraft porn

people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life

honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin

by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020

apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.

We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015

roblox porn

a little kid jerking off

roblox porn, someone whose the age of 7 watching on pornhub.com, while doing someone weird like when my little cousins was jerking off bathroom

by 0.2 penis May 10, 2022

Revenge Porn

A form of sexual abuse millennials used to brag about. It involves uploading an ex's nudes online as "revenge" after a breakup, aiming to cause extreme psychological distress. Now frowned upon and punishable by several years in prison.

Guy 1: "Hayley broke up w me lol. i'm thinking revenge porn, i've got some material
Guy 2: "dude wtf."
Guy 3: "lol ys he still in the chat"

by CapKirk January 15, 2023