Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.

"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."

by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009

horse girl syndrome

Disease you get from a horse girl!

Girl 1: I GOT COOTIES FROM JOHNATHAN
Girl 2: I GOT HORSE GIRL SYNDROME (HGS) FROM NEIGHVEAH

by YouStupidSpud14 November 22, 2019

old horse fat

Penis in British English

Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.

by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009

El Horse Tornado

A carousel as said by @Dez.thelez TikTok

Dez's mom: I took the kids to a el horse tornado today

Dez: A WHAT

Dez's mom: El Horse Tornado

by Lesbian....B!TCH December 28, 2021

horse shoe hairline

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009

texas wild horse

when you fuck a girl so hard she starts making horse noises then you jizz on her face

damn, did tony give laura a texas wild horse last night. daaaaammmmmmnn

by north carolina March 4, 2009

stalking-horse bid

An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.

Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.

John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.

Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.

by kaptaindave February 19, 2009