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Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
by WarpedAura June 19, 2022
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looks like cal the dragon when he wears a headband. cannot drive for shit.
person 1: did you hear about dan?
person 2: no and i don’t want to i hate that loser
by zestydentist June 20, 2022
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Dan Caddick

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
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Dan

Dan's are the best! One of the founding fathers of the homeboi brew kit and a total ledge.

If you've heard of the Loch Ness monster you've heard of Dan's dick.

Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful King of the Andals and the First Women, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Farther of 2, the Khal of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt and the breaker of cervix's
by Bingbongbadoo February 15, 2022
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She puts the dan in danitz. Got the fattest ass possible
by hotmomzfuckhotdadz February 16, 2022
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Dan

The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )
Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!

Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!
by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022
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Danger dan

A green man who doesn't let you out of the wardrobe. a red surburnt bastard is trapped in there
Hey danger dan wanna commit 9/11
by he he haw February 26, 2022
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