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Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.
Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."
by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017
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Miami Beach of Texas

Corpus Christi is the offial Miami Beach of Texas. Good water but not as pretty as South Padre which is referred to as the Mexico of Texas
Let’s get weird on the Miami Beach of Texas. Corpus Christi here we come!
by Miamibeachofficial July 26, 2018
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Waco Texas Massacre

An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime.

This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.

Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.
The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.
by Aribeth April 12, 2005
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West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
by The raging red monster February 27, 2008
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port arthur texas

My grand father said its where the sewer meets the sea....
Port Arthur texas where the sewer meets the sea
by Mango warrior September 19, 2017
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Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down
by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011
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