we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 08, 2004

we need to talk

A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.

Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*

by Mami February 14, 2004

we need to talk

your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you

heyy baby we need to talk

by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003

We need to talk

Things have suddenly gone south!!!

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.

by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004

The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.

I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

we need to talk

usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol

hey justin...ive been meaning to tell you this...

yes kelly, we need to talk.

by suburbanpictionary.com September 22, 2003

you don’t talk

When someone is trying to be cool and is being very annoying by doing it

Fart “I am so cool”
Me “boi you don’t talk”

by Fartfartfartzzzz February 09, 2018