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Marble Syndrome

When something especially good is happening, Some people feel the need to cause drama for entertainment or other purposes. Essentially throwing their marble on the floor for whatever caused the good thing to happen to trip on. (I.e. Get Canceled, Deplatformed, Etc.) And others who feel entertained and or want to join will also be throwing their marble on the floor until the thing that caused all of this eventually trips.
“Dude, Did you see what Mr. Beast did now?!”

“What?”

“He gave a man $300,000! He should’ve donated it!”

“Sounds like you got marble syndrome.”
by ?-?-?-?-?-? September 6, 2023
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Goo Syndrome

Semen from a woman's last partner that is still oozing out of the vagina after unprotected Intercourse.
Damn man, I went up stairs with Debbie last night and soon as she took her panties off i noticed she had a bad case of Goo Syndrome!
by Snail Trail69 August 18, 2009
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Braktus Syndrome

When you fart so hard that cactus spikes form and shoot out of your rectum.

This illness was discovered by Dr Braktusson in 1982 when a German called Günther literally blew his other patients away in the waiting room. It is a mysterious disease, but it is speculated that a cause might have been the release of Michael Jacksons album "thriller" as Günther was shocked when it was released on december 1st 1982.

The disease occurs when the flow of the intestines is disturbed and accelerated until there's only air flowing through, all food gets glued to the now dry and sticky walls of the intestine and stay there until enough water is absorbed that the airflow breaks off pieces. Those pieces get shaped by the unique air flow into small cactus looking spikes and painfully exit the rectum.

The treatment for braktus syndrome was never perfected, it is a quite difficult to treat someone who is farting out spikes. Günther died prematurely.
Man! Don't "braktus syndrome" all over my fresh new carpet AGAIN!
by GloriousGünther March 3, 2021
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Warehouse Syndrome

When an unattractive female works with only men she is automatically considered attractive even if she isn’t.
Dude we might have Warehouse syndrome, she is the only female here and she isn’t that attractive but it’s attention.
by NinjaBeatch May 11, 2023
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Brentwood Syndrome

A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.
Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
by LaggyGames July 25, 2019
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bagot syndrome

also known as Baguette syndrome

Bagot Syndrome is when people do animalistic things such as bite, bark, or growl. Bagot Syndrome can start off overly energetic, always hungry, blunt, and excessive laughter. People with this condition can be quite careless but nice.

This condition is contagious, after being in contact with this person for too long you’ll notice that you want to bite more, jump more, and you’ll always want to tell the raw truth. You’ll also laugh at any and everything.
Amiyah: why is she acting like that?
Brianna: ion know she must have bagot syndrome
by kaycii November 9, 2022
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Jayne Syndrome

A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:

* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 23, 2019
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