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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Sleep

Sleep is something I long for

I always want more.

Some may say I’m greedy

Or needy

But I think I’m just tired.
Macy: I need sleep

Kacy I must weep
by I read homestuck July 1, 2019
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sleep

Person: man, im so tired I could sleep right now!
Person 2: then sleep
by bubblingtea May 22, 2025
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Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.
"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!
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Sleep

Put your phone down. Turn your music off. Clean yourself up. You alright.

Lie down. Breath slowly and naturally. Dont think too much. Close your eyes and relax your body. Go to sleep.
Go to sleep honey
But in not tired
Just try
by Emzy S. October 17, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Sleep

Sleep is something weebs don't have
by Loser_alert September 13, 2020
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