Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.

Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.

by A random goth girl April 27, 2023

Anime boy simp

An anime boy simp is someone who is a person who simps and has feeling for this thing called an “anime boy” they feel love towards this “unreal male” who will never exist.

“Have you heard Kelly turned into an anime boy simp?”
“Jesus that girl has no life”

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

simp ass ruffian

when the biggest simp in the world (and you know who you are) is to busy being a punk ass bitch to do anything good with there life

oh shit Bradee is being a simp ass ruffian again

by big papi shayne December 14, 2021

Stop Simping September

Stop Simping September is basacly for the whole month of September you are not allowed to simp for anyone you talk to

SSS or Stop Simping September

by Marvin Dude Official YT January 16, 2021

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 05, 2021

No Simp September pass

You get a simp pass if you’re born in the month of September

Fuck you, I’ve got a no simp September pass, bitch

by Tiddie Town November 03, 2020

Simp Syndrome Disorder

A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "

Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro

Friend : why not ?

Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.

by LongLiveJubo April 16, 2021